i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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