i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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