Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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