I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Randomize
