Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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