Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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