Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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