office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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