That's intense
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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