it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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