Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
