this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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