this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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