whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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