i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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