What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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