Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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