i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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