The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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