My hand turned me down
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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