Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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