so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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