I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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