i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so let's talk penis.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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