u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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