i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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