So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
