if i can run in heels then i can drive
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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