i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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