So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My balls are so social today.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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