I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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