okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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