Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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