Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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