Where did you get a picture of my penis
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's blow job season.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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