He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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