did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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