when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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