Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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