Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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