I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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