i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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