Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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