Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
someone owes me an orgasm
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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