Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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