OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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