it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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