He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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