Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize