reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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