I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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