you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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