i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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