At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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