Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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